if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
serving some post-workout shower realness
this is the pic i’ve chosen as my new icon!
How are we supposed to go from not being able to live on our own or get jobs to complete independency in just one year when all school has taught us is the difference between x and y?
(Source: , via cigarettesandfairydust)
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”